The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.503 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,087 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 10,350^th in the world and 454^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 118 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.